InsaneJournal

I ought to do this to her in Vietnamese.
I kid you not, snugglywuzzums has been gliding around all day, singing this song to the tune of "Silver Bells":

鶏、鶏が好きですよね
あなたを話してかな
岩神、岩神が嫌いですよね
分ないってマイハニーように

This translates roughly to

Chicken, you know I like the chicken
I wonder if you are spoken to
Rock god, you know I hate the rock god
As my honey says "I don't get it"

In other words, it's a nonsense song that's also one big joke on me. So, I get my revenge by calling her snugglywuzzums and moochiepoo online to potential millions of strangers! HAHAHA!

Yes, I am lame. But I control the Lame! The Lame does not control me!

EDIBONG: And my grammar was off in a few places. Ar, Japanese. Sometimes I swear they made this language up just to laugh at people who get it wrong.